My mum keeps calling me a slut.
She means, uh, the word slips my mind, whatever you call someone who is scantily clad...
Sigh.

[sarcasm]OMG I'm wearing shorts that are too short by your standards and tank top [OH NO3Z, SHOULDERS?!?!?] where, God forbid, a small amount of my cleavage is visible, WHILE I AM SITTING ON THE LOUNGE AT HOME WHERE THERE IS NO ONE TO EVEN SEE ME.

Major disagreements between the parentals and myself are about how I dress half the time.

Oh and when I wear eyeliner, I look "like a witch" or like I'm in some cult, or something along those lines...

Bah. humbug ;D

Parents.